The implication here is that a lot of Juggalos are watching Mob Wives, which actually makes a lot of sense. They introduce the wrestling acts, but first, there’s a quick interlude down in hell where we see the devil masturbating to a copy of “Fat Bitches” starring Big Ang from Mob Wives on the cover. I think if you wanted to make a Juggalo with that machine from The Fly, you’d stick the Bush Whackers in there with Humpty and a Geto Boys CD. Humpty being there is completely out of left field and yet makes total sense at the same time. Also, HOLY SHIT HUMPTY FROM DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, CANCEL ALL MY PLANS THIS SUMMER. “Twisted Insane” had to be aware of Twiztid when he came up with this name, didn’t he? I like the idea that he thought “Twisted” and “Twiztid” were different enough that no one would confuse the two. Also, Juggalos have a weird way of surprising you with deep cultural references like Chuck Barris. Next, “Chuck Bareass” introduces the dance parties, including the “Horney Nuts & Big Butts Party hosted by DJ Clay.” As always, the reality of Juggalos trumps the SNL version (RIP, Ass Dan). Hopsin n (no face paint, but weird contact lenses)Ĭannibal Corpse? Dammit, stop making me want to go to this.I think I still have PTSD from last year’s Gathering, but I am beyond intrigued by the idea of one of the world’s most Jewish men attending one of the world’s most goyishe spectacles. Let me reiterate: GILBERT GOTTFRIED IS GOING TO BE AT THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS. Then it’s time to introduce the comedy acts: Now you getting some booty? That is funny. BUT, Juggalettes ain’t no hos, you feel me?”Ĭhop gets excited, saying “You know what? I’m actually pretty happy I got merc’d.”īut the angel quickly corrects him, saying “I said a GOOD ninja. The stats are that a good ninja has a better chance at finding love than any other place in the cosmos.
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Sometimes you even get to peep semi-consensual, Faygo-drenched analingus while dodging water balloons and fire crackers.Ī Juggalette angel comes on to tell Chop about how to find some “neden” (that’s Juggalese for a ‘lette’s hairy hatchet wound, my ninja) at the Gathering, which is indeed a neden hotbed, to hear her tell it. Meanwhile, a CNN-style crawler suggests that you’ll be able to “Peep slippery nipples at the wet t-shirt competition” (which is true, in my experience). The entire roster of Psychopathic records.NOTE: I put an “n” next to some bands to indicate that they’re Not wearing facepaint in their promo clips. Or as Chop puts it, “The f*ckin tunage, man. Here are some of the musical acts playing this year’s Gathering. Peter, realizing that he’s a Juggalo, tells him all about the 2014 Gathering, which is obviously heaven. So anyway, Chop goes back up to Heaven where St. One of the things that always fascinates me about the Juggalos is how they can be so gleefully vulgar one minute and so strangely self-censoring the next (Idiot? Damn face?). Peter sends Chop down to hell, where the Devil takes one look at Chop’s Juggalo tattoos and says “There are no Juggalos down here in hell, you idiot, get out of my damn face!” If you assumed that he’d then go up to Heaven with Ass Dan and Uncle Ken, you’re kinda right, but first, St. Advertising this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos, which has relocated from its old location at Hog Rock Campground in Cave in Rock, Illinois to Legend Valley in Thornville, Ohio, it features a protagonist named “Chop,” a guy with tattoos for eyebrows whom the narrator tells us is “A 25-year-old Juggalo who just so happens to be kicking it with one of his kinda ugly bitches,” when he gets hit by a meteor and dies.
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I suppose this is also a great time to tell you that Whoop Dreams should be available for free on Hulu by the end of the week.Īaaanyhoo, let’s talk about this infomercial. After spending four days in an RV at last year’s Gathering, it really wasn’t so bad. Psychopathic Records has released the latest infomercial for the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos, and I watched all 23 damned minutes of it.